Friday, November 27, 2009

This is freaking me out!!!

Ma Ma Mia.

I scream it out loud. But I'm not happy, in fact, I AM PISSED OFF. By who? Good question. A person call Alan. A KTARian. And now I hate KTAR people. They are like brainless. Really. Even though they got Lengluis la... haha

Ma Ma Mia = !!@#$%^^&%$$!!


All these started the day before yesterday. When I chat with Mr.L and Mr.S, planning on going to Setapak to have dinner with them. Then the next morning, I told my mom I gonna return to Setapak to have a simple cleaning. Then you should know what my mom said if you read my wall post from facebook recently. Yeap! Nag! Nag! and Nag! Say there no people la, very dangerous la, so quiet la, so dark at night la... bla bla bla, she can't stop singing until I scream "CUT!!!!"


And I learned a very important lesson today, adults always win their argument. And the idiotic thing she said: ' why do you have to clean it so fast? You can clean it when you back next time! '
What would she scold me if I mess up my things at home? I mean real home, Subang home. She will shout till volcano can errupt, and force me to clean it advance. See the difference? Nah, she wouldn't notice it. Even if I tell her the difference, she will start arguing.


Let me head to the point. When I reached my hostel at Setapak, I saw TONS of drawing blocks and HIS DAMNED_ASS_WORK ON MY BED. BED. MY POOR BED WAS TREATED LIKE A TABLE OF HIS. THE GUY IS ALAN. He destroyed my things. Even his homeworks on my bed are so dusty, I can barely breath you know, all dust stuck in my nose. My tilam all full with dust. Why? Because my tilam was exposed!!!


"Where is your bed sheet?" Good one! I also don't know!!! Went missing.
"How about your bolsters and pillows? Still in good condition?" Oh, still in good condition, but were covered by his HOMEWORK.
"How about your table?" HA! There was a toothpaste and toothbrush on it.

You will think : "wow, that's alot better!!!" Then you are wrong!!!
ANTZ... familiar? ANTSSSSSSS ON MY TABLE, thanks to his toothpaste. Really thank him very MUCH. Because of him, my belongings turned into RUBBISH DUMP. Yeah! Like my existence was not there before. WHAT A GOOD MATE.


AND!!! AND!!! AND the floor. If you have wet foot stepping on it, you can see dark-blacky-foot-stain. with your toes, in nice shape. I totally have NO IDEA how he can survive through a dusty dirty stinky room. Some more you know what? When I entered the room, he doesn't even care after he saw me looking at my OWN BED. Like not his fault. Oh yea. He has thick skin. Won't be embarrassed. Then I "ehk-ehmmm" he only pretend to tidy up the room. What a sick person.



Thank God for giving me so LITTLE trouble.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Working at Miracle Hair Expert Summit Usj

Dang Dang Dang Dang!!! I dono this one is which working day redi... haha paiseh... haha, b4 going to work, my sis wan me take photo... and i wear this...



Haha, nice leh? lol, looks like GAY!!!



haha, that morning started to feel sick... dono y... sial, i ask for off, my boss don let... so this is the working situation. Have a look pls.



Yea. Im working alone. All the while Im alone. But nvm, I sudah biasa. Do things alone, work alone. Have lunch alone. This is boss order. Tats y i can get use to it lo...


Head ache arrrrrrr.... pain lo... but wat to do, work things alone... no one will buy panadol for me de la...

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Its pain...

I nvr thought tat its freaking pain that can cause death man.... sigh, after the so call operation, I merely chew and eat bcz my jaw is in immense pain.... but i cant scream in agony....

the pain is like... FARK
I need something that pain kills pain... not anti-pain pills... Now i can understand the pain of those ppl, especially those older ppl who cant chew.... WTF I hate this feeling and wanna bite my teeth harder....


No one knows except those who undergo this so call operation... those who have worse case than me will suffer more.... currently i stop work for 3 days, and continue on 15 & 16, but after tat i might be jobless.... how? sial!!!


Now I seriously feel like wan some one to punch at my mouth, my jaw.... or even bite till lose all those teeth.... and my tongue now is suffering man!!! cant really move, once i move it, will be cut by those sharpy things installed in it... and it will be "hurted" ( Teck wei taught me this word)


ARRRRRR

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Today damn swt!!!

y swt? bcz i gave my number to an uncle who is balding.... and wats more? he offered me, wanna go out nite play play... with girls la... but need big and long STICK.... wahsai, somore give me her number... the most important thing is FREE!!!!

No need to PAY.... wahlao... then suddenly i red face.... and my heart pumping hard... then i tell my self wtf??? IS THIS? Some kinda tricks? wahliao... like tat oso got ka???

then i said i wanna off work and i cabut le... when i work i really met alot of swt ppl one.... dono y ....

Thursday, November 5, 2009

wahlao....

Today i read a magazine on teaching couples sex, relationship and one nite stand... is DAMN informative.... but don think negatively till im a pervert like tat pls...

Quite useful tips on it... lol... i will borrow it!!! Yeah!!! btw, i chat with my fren, girl la.... and get to know tat mus one week tfk twice oni healthy... wahsai...

im in deep trauma... jus heard ppl tfk, but dono tfk... wat shud i do now... Now im surfing net searching " isit true that man need to tfk to keep healthy so tat the sperm can regen? if not wat happen? Nvr tfk wat will happen?" Sial.... Who can help me? (not help me tfk PLS) who can supply me this info?

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

HOLY SHIT

I dono y... I always kena this type of ppl... again... Some OLD LONELY MAN finds me and chat with me... damn SIAL... Last time in LRT oso like tat.... now i work oso like tat...

WAHLAO EH WTF WHO CURSED ME WITH THIS ASS HOLE THING??? WANNA HUG ME WANNA HAVE FEELINGS? SHIT U KANASAI SOSHITE KANINA...

PUI! IM NOT GAY MAN... NOW KEEP CALLING ME DONO GAO LAN..!!! DENG

A divorced man come and find me saying rubbish thing... I jus wan him to buy my voucher and end up like tat.... somore said wanna sponsor me buying a new handphone.... al-hamduli ah..........

GOD pls save me from this MAN.... luckily he hasnt become a stalker.... if not I sure mati 9 9...

Dont u feel geli ka? Its so disgusting.... 'dont u feel that we go to private place, oni u and me, no other ppl, i hug u u hug me...' HOLY CRAP....

PIECE OF SHIT!!!! YAK SI LA...

Somore wat? Hug each other!!! its not painful.... wat im thinking of is banana go into ass.... not painful???!!!?!?!! !@#$%^&*()

WAHSAI.... speechless already... deng... my very old post told u all, don have 'yuan fen' with girls, but plenty of tat with 'OLD MAN'!!!!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

im so fked up man...

wats up? im now working... alone... yeah, tats right working alone... nvm, cz im already familiar with this word... ALONEZ.

and now im sick. But still have to go to work. Y? bcz my boss said, ' y oni u say wan off for a day?' (need to work 7 days a week) ' u shud tell me 48 hrs b4 u wanna off!!!' ??? I was like duh? R u god? u know when u gonna fall ill? if u r prophet u can know when u sick then whole world punya doctor sudah bankrupt la!!!

y i say so? bcz if u know u gonna fall sick on certain day at which time which time, of cz u gonna take prevention or some vitamins to stay healthy right? this company kinda fk up... no joke! its sohai one... but nvm, i still can work, come challenge my patience, come challenge my determination, I will WORK AND TAKE UR RM80 per DAY... + commission, I work OT by distributing brochures, I don need them to pay me OT, they don appreciate, SIAL MAN...

NVM, I ve done wat I could do. somore, if I wanna off I need to find ppl replace my position in SUMMIT. WTF? is this rasional? logic ka? u work in company if u wan take leave, u need find ppl replace u? common sense right? but this company wans me to do tat...

since im always alone, i don have frens who are willing to replace for me... nvm one, i still can tahan... tats y i will take ur RM80 per DAY.... !@#$%^


Oh yea, today is Lawrence bday... I wished him at 11.01 Am, bcz today is 1/11/2009.... tada....