I bought a cake for my sis. It's my sis birthday. Not birday. It was a surprise for her, because I bought the cake after my work. So I think it was a bit late la. And I brought back the cake, to my surprise, my aunt bought her already, as well as my mom, so the real surprise was there were 5 cakes total.
And our fridge like gonna burst... we have to finish a cake at that particular night. So we ate one (4 ppl) damn full leh... luckily it was chocolate cake, if not i sure tak boleh tahan...
Dang Dang Dang Dang...!!!! here's the picture of my sis, she said she is pretty wor..... ==
This cake is my mom bought punya... choco!!!!
This one I bought punya... half choco, half tiramisu... cost me RM25.9 ar... very small oni leh...
This one I bought punya... half choco, half tiramisu... cost me RM25.9 ar... very small oni leh...
Now back to the topic, I'm gonna spam this Jusco 9 9... Wat i post one is the summarize la...
(16/12/2009)
Behold, this is the hell I was working at.
(16/12/2009)
Behold, this is the hell I was working at.
This is my stuff la.. all those stuff...
Comic books and sudoku accompany the whole 2 weeks...
This is the Sales... haiz, like very bad oh... I should reach RM 200 a day, but highest I got is RM117.50...
Free gifts from my frens working at there, Jusco Wellness. Brands. She doesnt even need to promote oso got ppl come and buy... == unfair....
The receipt for the 14 days I spent there. Lunch and Dinner.
The price list for my product... Some product, I buy this one, can buy 3 colgate redi lo...
Free gift if u purchase more than RM90. But due to bad business, so i give 50% discount... buy over RM45 I give this out... MUAHAHA, i m so smart... boss dono...
Dono y my supervisor give me this... got use meh? or she wanna ejek me tat i wear braces? lol
My booth. Jaga alone.
This one cost RM23 for 120g, u will buy ka?
This one 100g RM18.50 oh... i say can use up to 3 months, then got ppl buy lo... but i din tipu ar... hehehe, its depends how u use it.... wakakaka
Wow, premium pack wor.... Oni RM25.90, so damn !@#$%^& cheap leh.... then customers will buy it without thinking...
Its a twin, but unlike twin tower, no bridge linking them... left one for sensitive gum. How i promote? I said if got sensitive gum like bleeding or pain when u eat cold things, it can worsen and decay ur tooth root. lol... told by my supervisor... i dono how true is it la...
This is pump type lo... u press and will pump out... for hygiene purpose. but with this so call new tech, it actually cost more... not many ppl buy this...
Tube type.. cheaper... not under promotion one....
Hua!! This one greatly mega extremely hyper super duper cheap!!! tats wat i told my customers. Y? the 2 biggest STICK for the best ever offered price!! RM46.80. this one i tipu said normal price is RM56. They str8 buy lo... wakakaka
can see wat shape is this?
Malay or Chinese? She is so kelian, nobody wanna buy her product, so she bought it herself, so tat the daily sales report seems like ada business.... lol...
I was given this spiderman toothbrush... dono wat for...
This promoter is outside Jusco... see my skills, i can shoot till outside leh!!!
This guard... Is the most super SOHAI!!!!! Here is the story. Jusco bought my company products. Jusco wanted my company to hire a promoter to place it at Jusco Wellness (pharmacy)
to help selling our company products. And now im officially Jusco staff. Its where the hell begins.
First U mus wear company shirt with black slack. Tuck in the shirt. Then with belt. this is already ugly. then somore hair mus short, mus like primary school. This is the entrance rules. nails mus be short. black shoe (working shoes) mus be polished.
Then u need to be there b4 10am, and back after 10pm. cannot be late for any reasons. and Staff have staff entrance, u cant walk str8 out from Jusco main entrance. staff have staff toilet, u cannot go 'xuxu' to customers toilet. U R PROHIBITED, FORBIDDEN from using it... and there's a big diff among these 2 toilets. 1 got toilet roll one don have. u shud know which one... wan pangsai pun susah. staff have staff kantin, and the food is exactly like from rubbish dump. Trust me, i don have the foto, cz if i have i bet u don wanna work at Jusco liao. Its like PA block punya food.
No food preview... oni have canteen.
Now i m gonna tell a story of a guy. From Indonesia. He works at Jusco Wellness, name Dr. Soho foot. Company name la...
Cant see his face? closer look?
Hey turn ur face here
How does he look like? A Sohai? Yeap, he is indonesian, and keep say sohai one. Damn funny one... !!!!
He always like tat, in front of his customers oso... he said his foot is perfume... lol
He always says ppl who sell these are super SOHAI, 'cuma botol aje, tak de isi pun, satu RM50.00 siape mau beli? Orang tu memang sohai la...' he is a funny person. keep sohai here sohai there...
Rachael
This one pulak is a real sohai. Y? She likes to gamble with me in Sudoku. And u mus wondering how old is she right? she is 29. Yeap 29 and she said she is full of exp.. ftw...!!! her working time is 10-10pm, same like me la... but she can come at 2pm off at 8pm... geng! her pay same as me, but is full timer... Sudoku always lose to me, then she will say she yawn all tat la. slp less all tat rubbish la... if u really tat tired, will u wanna gamble with a "noob" like me? she has an ex, who is 22 years old... haiz, now in love with a 17 years old one... haven seen his face somore... 'sohai?' i asked the indonesian, he said 'ya la, dia tu bodoh dan sohai la.'
This is another security 'guard of the door of Jusco.' dog of Jusco lo... they are racist one. Malay with long hair and somore gel one oso allowed, and those Chinese and Indian who have moderate length hair are not allowed. Im gonna say is These bunch of ppl is RACIST. Jusco is STAFFist...
Im gonna tell more about this person, cz he is funny.
This is the guy.
This is the one who replaced Stella. Stella was first one to work beside me de...
Final day, we rest here more than an hour, free massage leh... From Osim.
My brain is connected to supercomputer.... ==
His face is damn funny one lo...
Comic books and sudoku accompany the whole 2 weeks...
This is the Sales... haiz, like very bad oh... I should reach RM 200 a day, but highest I got is RM117.50...
Free gifts from my frens working at there, Jusco Wellness. Brands. She doesnt even need to promote oso got ppl come and buy... == unfair....
The receipt for the 14 days I spent there. Lunch and Dinner.
The price list for my product... Some product, I buy this one, can buy 3 colgate redi lo...
Free gift if u purchase more than RM90. But due to bad business, so i give 50% discount... buy over RM45 I give this out... MUAHAHA, i m so smart... boss dono...
Dono y my supervisor give me this... got use meh? or she wanna ejek me tat i wear braces? lol
My booth. Jaga alone.
This one cost RM23 for 120g, u will buy ka?
This one 100g RM18.50 oh... i say can use up to 3 months, then got ppl buy lo... but i din tipu ar... hehehe, its depends how u use it.... wakakaka
Wow, premium pack wor.... Oni RM25.90, so damn !@#$%^& cheap leh.... then customers will buy it without thinking...
Its a twin, but unlike twin tower, no bridge linking them... left one for sensitive gum. How i promote? I said if got sensitive gum like bleeding or pain when u eat cold things, it can worsen and decay ur tooth root. lol... told by my supervisor... i dono how true is it la...
This is pump type lo... u press and will pump out... for hygiene purpose. but with this so call new tech, it actually cost more... not many ppl buy this...
Tube type.. cheaper... not under promotion one....
Hua!! This one greatly mega extremely hyper super duper cheap!!! tats wat i told my customers. Y? the 2 biggest STICK for the best ever offered price!! RM46.80. this one i tipu said normal price is RM56. They str8 buy lo... wakakaka
can see wat shape is this?
Malay or Chinese? She is so kelian, nobody wanna buy her product, so she bought it herself, so tat the daily sales report seems like ada business.... lol...
I was given this spiderman toothbrush... dono wat for...
This promoter is outside Jusco... see my skills, i can shoot till outside leh!!!
This guard... Is the most super SOHAI!!!!! Here is the story. Jusco bought my company products. Jusco wanted my company to hire a promoter to place it at Jusco Wellness (pharmacy)
to help selling our company products. And now im officially Jusco staff. Its where the hell begins.
First U mus wear company shirt with black slack. Tuck in the shirt. Then with belt. this is already ugly. then somore hair mus short, mus like primary school. This is the entrance rules. nails mus be short. black shoe (working shoes) mus be polished.
Then u need to be there b4 10am, and back after 10pm. cannot be late for any reasons. and Staff have staff entrance, u cant walk str8 out from Jusco main entrance. staff have staff toilet, u cannot go 'xuxu' to customers toilet. U R PROHIBITED, FORBIDDEN from using it... and there's a big diff among these 2 toilets. 1 got toilet roll one don have. u shud know which one... wan pangsai pun susah. staff have staff kantin, and the food is exactly like from rubbish dump. Trust me, i don have the foto, cz if i have i bet u don wanna work at Jusco liao. Its like PA block punya food.
No food preview... oni have canteen.
Now i m gonna tell a story of a guy. From Indonesia. He works at Jusco Wellness, name Dr. Soho foot. Company name la...
Cant see his face? closer look?
Hey turn ur face here
How does he look like? A Sohai? Yeap, he is indonesian, and keep say sohai one. Damn funny one... !!!!
He always like tat, in front of his customers oso... he said his foot is perfume... lol
He always says ppl who sell these are super SOHAI, 'cuma botol aje, tak de isi pun, satu RM50.00 siape mau beli? Orang tu memang sohai la...' he is a funny person. keep sohai here sohai there...
Rachael
This one pulak is a real sohai. Y? She likes to gamble with me in Sudoku. And u mus wondering how old is she right? she is 29. Yeap 29 and she said she is full of exp.. ftw...!!! her working time is 10-10pm, same like me la... but she can come at 2pm off at 8pm... geng! her pay same as me, but is full timer... Sudoku always lose to me, then she will say she yawn all tat la. slp less all tat rubbish la... if u really tat tired, will u wanna gamble with a "noob" like me? she has an ex, who is 22 years old... haiz, now in love with a 17 years old one... haven seen his face somore... 'sohai?' i asked the indonesian, he said 'ya la, dia tu bodoh dan sohai la.'
This is another security 'guard of the door of Jusco.' dog of Jusco lo... they are racist one. Malay with long hair and somore gel one oso allowed, and those Chinese and Indian who have moderate length hair are not allowed. Im gonna say is These bunch of ppl is RACIST. Jusco is STAFFist...
Im gonna tell more about this person, cz he is funny.
'Awak pernah pakai?' I asked back pakai apa?
u sure wonder wat is pakai? (pakai is pernah lakukan sex tak)
Wat is Lanju? Guys shud know, but i dono wats tat until i correct him the pronunciation...
He has the ability far more geng than superman, y? bcz he can see the woman's ass, the shape then know sudah pakai dah!!! lame right? (eh dia sudah pakai dah, tengok punggung dia, berlemak banyak ooi, tu puki dia sudah longgar dah!!!)
He oso stated, Indian tak mau, kerana pukinya pedas, makan kari banyak, nanti lanju kamu pedas lah!!!
How come he knows SOHAI? cz his boss is chinese, always says him SOHAI, so he started saying everyone sohai, especially the guard lo... ' Sohai security, orang senang dia tak puas, mau kita susah, berlagak macam jeneral aje, sedangkan dia tu anjing Jusco yg jaga pintu, memang Sohai la... isssshhh'
He oso said lo, Punggung besar maksudnya cb besar, blh gerak kiri-kanan, issshhh tak syok langsung... and the way he laugh really damn sohai one leh, damn funny weh!!!
And last thing, he said, "kalau awak punya isteri hamil 7 bulan ke atas kan, jangan lah pakai dia, krn anak awak akan gigit awak punya lanju tau? awak masuk dia gigit... wahahahah" LOL man...
u sure wonder wat is pakai? (pakai is pernah lakukan sex tak)
Wat is Lanju? Guys shud know, but i dono wats tat until i correct him the pronunciation...
He has the ability far more geng than superman, y? bcz he can see the woman's ass, the shape then know sudah pakai dah!!! lame right? (eh dia sudah pakai dah, tengok punggung dia, berlemak banyak ooi, tu puki dia sudah longgar dah!!!)
He oso stated, Indian tak mau, kerana pukinya pedas, makan kari banyak, nanti lanju kamu pedas lah!!!
How come he knows SOHAI? cz his boss is chinese, always says him SOHAI, so he started saying everyone sohai, especially the guard lo... ' Sohai security, orang senang dia tak puas, mau kita susah, berlagak macam jeneral aje, sedangkan dia tu anjing Jusco yg jaga pintu, memang Sohai la... isssshhh'
He oso said lo, Punggung besar maksudnya cb besar, blh gerak kiri-kanan, issshhh tak syok langsung... and the way he laugh really damn sohai one leh, damn funny weh!!!
And last thing, he said, "kalau awak punya isteri hamil 7 bulan ke atas kan, jangan lah pakai dia, krn anak awak akan gigit awak punya lanju tau? awak masuk dia gigit... wahahahah" LOL man...
This is the guy.
This is the one who replaced Stella. Stella was first one to work beside me de...
Final day, we rest here more than an hour, free massage leh... From Osim.
My brain is connected to supercomputer.... ==
His face is damn funny one lo...
There were 3 ppl working beside me b4. The current girl, Stella, and Jia Xin. But I don have these 2 punya photo, oni got fb lo... haiz... Jia Xin said something b4
Someone ask " 这个代言人是谁?" Jia xin replied: ' 这个代言人是我公司请来的人。' I kena boom 9 9... My work there was super boring until I met this sohai lo...hahaha.... I bye bye first lo... today punya post damn long man... slowly read la...
Someone ask " 这个代言人是谁?" Jia xin replied: ' 这个代言人是我公司请来的人。' I kena boom 9 9... My work there was super boring until I met this sohai lo...hahaha.... I bye bye first lo... today punya post damn long man... slowly read la...
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